Motivated Reasoning

Read an interesting article in the IHT today about something called motivated reasoning, which is basically the tendency for belief to persist even in the face of overwhelming contrary evidence.  This certainly helps explain things like the stubborn myopia of people like Sean Hannity and the curious faith underpinning religious belief.

When we contemplate contradictions in the rhetoric of the opposition party’s candidate, the rational centers of our brains are active, but contradictions from our own party’s candidate set off a different reaction: the emotional centers light up and levels of feel-good dopamine surge.

With our rational faculties muted, sometimes the unwelcome evidence doesn’t even register, and sometimes we use marvelous logic to get around the facts.

In one study, Republicans who blamed Saddam Hussein for the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, were presented with strong counterevidence, including a statement from President George W. Bush absolving Hussein. But most of the people in the study went on blaming Hussein anyway, as the researchers report in the current issue of Sociological Inquiry.

Some of the people ignored or rejected the counterevidence; some “counterargued” that Hussein was evil enough to do it; some flatly said they were entitled to counterfactual opinions. And some came up with an especially creative form of motivated reasoning that the psychologists labeled “inferred justification”: because the United States went to war against Hussein, the reasoning went, it must therefore have been provoked by his attack on Sept. 11.

Slice Of Awesome

I’m always a sucker for crazy preachers.  h/t to JJ for the scoop.

Signs Of The Apocalypse

Tokyo was hit by a pretty big earthquake last night, one that measured 7.1 on the Richter Scale.  Things were shaking rather violently on our shelves and I could feel our building roll back and forth on the large stabilizers built into all modern highrises here for just this occasion.  The rumbling lasted for a solid minute and grew so intense that I actually threw on some sneakers and scooped Hurley up for a possible run down the ten flights to ground level.  Luckily, things subsided with nothing of note in the form of aftershocks.  And, in reading about the quake this morning, it appears there weren’t any injuries nor was there need for a tsunami warning.

Meanwhile, I awoke today to a torrential downpour.  In checking today’s headlines and the satellite weather map, it appears we may be receiving some spillover from the typhoon that caused China to evacuate over one million people yesterday.

As I’m in the midst of reading Robert Wright’s The Evolution of God – and am at the beginning part that highlights religion’s animistic origins – I can only assume that the gods are upset with us.  That is, after all, what most native tribes would assume.  Were I an early-day shaman, I’d run around and look for something (or someone) to sacrifice as an offering to the gods.  Or I’d call for some elaborate ceremony to ensure that it either: a) stopped raining; or b) stopping shaking.  (You’ll notice both are pretty good bets; indeed, the shaman were good at calibrating their demonstration of value-add to events that were highly likely to occur).  Or I’d blame the events on a neighboring tribe’s shaman and thus lead us to war in an effort to throw my own tribe off the scent of my chicanery.  Or perhaps we can follow the Jerry Falwell line and assume that god is punishing us for considering single-payer healthcare, or electing a Latin woman to the Supreme Court, or for electing a Kenyan to the presidency.  I’m gonna go with the Tim LaHaye crew and assume that these natural events simply portend the nearing of the end.  The end is nigh!  The end is nigh!

Science Is In The Details

Sam Harris had a good piece in the NY Times yesterday that discussed the unsettling tendency of Dr. Francis Collins, President Obama’s nominee as the next director of the National Institutes of Health, to try to reconcile science and religion.

Most scientists who study the human mind are convinced that minds are the products of brains, and brains are the products of evolution. Dr. Collins takes a different approach: he insists that at some moment in the development of our species God inserted crucial components — including an immortal soul, free will, the moral law, spiritual hunger, genuine altruism, etc.

As someone who believes that our understanding of human nature can be derived from neuroscience, psychology, cognitive science and behavioral economics, among others, I am troubled by Dr. Collins’s line of thinking. I also believe it would seriously undercut fields like neuroscience and our growing understanding of the human mind. If we must look to religion to explain our moral sense, what should we make of the deficits of moral reasoning associated with conditions like frontal lobe syndrome and psychopathy? Are these disorders best addressed by theology?

Speaking of Harris, his Reason Project is up and running now.  It’s certainly worth checking out, particularly for the more “rational” among us.  Hehe.

I’ve Always Liked Brad Pitt

From an interview Pitt did with a German magazine called BILD to promote his upcoming Tarantino flick Inglorious Basterds:

BILD: Do you believe in God?

Brad Pitt (smiling): “No, no, no!”

BILD: Is your soul spiritual?

Brad Pitt: “No, no, no! I’m probably 20 per cent atheist and 80 per cent agnostic. I don’t think anyone really knows. You’ll either find out or not when you get there, until then there’s no point thinking about it.

Quick Hits

1. I find it interesting how the Michael Jackson fiasco is breaking down along ideological lines.  Judging from what I’ve read in the papers and heard over the airwaves, liberals tend to remember Jackson fondly while conservatives can’t get over the fact that the guy fell off the deep end during the latter part of his tortured life.  While Bill O’Reilly wonders why black Americans care so much about a guy with a white face and white children, Al Sharpton can’t find enough superlatives to describe the life and times of the gloved one.  Clearly the guy was a nutjob, but he was also a phenomenon whose death has stopped much of the world in its tracks.  Rumor has it that his funeral might be the most watched event ever.  Of course, Laura Ingraham scoffs at that notion, putting it up against the moon landing, the fall of the Berlin Wall, etc.  What’s lost on her is that a fifteen year-old boy living in the slums of Rio may very well have no idea who Neil Armstrong and Ronald Regan are, but you can bet your bottom dollar he knows who Michael Jackson is (or was, as it were).

2.  Evanston, a pleasant little suburb just north of Chicago that is home to Northwestern University, has really shitty roads.  It’s shocking how bad those roads are, particularly since it’s such a break from expectation…kind of like walking into a five-star hotel room and finding a 27″ CRT television nestled inside an ugly old armoire (e.g. the Four Seasons Sydney).

3.  Listening to ESPN Radio on the drive into the office this morning, I was reminded of an annoying habit of sports pundits.  Anytime someone brings up the “greatest ever?” debate, someone invariably plays the old school card.  That is, they often feel obligated to show their chops by mentioning some old school players who should retain the title of best ever, despite the very obvious greatness on display before them.  When discussing Tiger Woods, the guys on the show were hesitant to grant him the special status he deserves, choosing instead to defer to the likes of Nicklaus and Snead.  And they did the same when discussing Roger Federer, claiming that competition was stiffer back in the days of Borg, Lendl, Agassi, Sampras, etc.  Meanwhile, both Woods and Federer have destroyed virtually every record in existence.  And those records not yet destroyed will most likely be laid to waste in the near future.

A similar line of thinking comes up when people question whether the great football teams of today could compete with the likes of the ’72 Dolphins or ’85 Bears.  The “purists” always answer in favor of the old school squads, which I find hilarious.  Sure, those teams were indeed great for their time, but the game has progressed in such rapid fashion that it would be hard to fathom athletes from decades past being able to keep up with the monster-athletes being churned out today.  Not to mention how much more advanced the training regimens and game plans are today compared to yesteryear, and how the equipment used by today’s athletes are light years more sophisticated.  I recall reading somewhere a comparison between last year’s horrendous Detroit Lions squad and those ’72 Dolphins, and the difference in average weight between the teams’ offensive and defensive lines was something like 40-50 pounds per person – in favor of the Lions.  My guess is that is too much weight to overcome – not to mention the comparatively better athleticism to be expected from the modern day athlete – meaning the Lions (who put together a winless season last year) could probably take it to a team considered one of the greatest of all time.  Noodle that one for a second.

4.  Einsteins has great coffee.  Their vanilla hazelnut is simply sublime, as is the occasional cinnamon hazelnut or chocolate macadamia.  That said, they have one of the worst coffee station configurations around, which results in a highly inefficient coffee dressing process and many annoyed customers.  Don’t they think about these things?

5.  Sarah Palin told CNN yesterday that she’s a fighter, not a quitter.  This is like Iran claiming to be a democracy, not an authoritarian theocracy.  Or like T.O. claiming to be a team player, not a selfish prima donna.  Or like…

6.  There is a report out claiming that the Taliban are buying and selling kids for suicide attacks.  God’s work?  Yep, I’m sure that’s just what the big man had in mind for them.

God TV

A Turkish TV station has a new gameshow that features a representative from each of the world’s major religions attempting to persuade ten atheists to join their respective flocks.  If any of the atheists turn to the dark side, they are “rewarded” with a pilgrimage to their religion of choice’s home field (e.g. Mecca for Islam, Jerusalem for Judaism, etc.).  The icing on the cake, of course, are the ethereal benefits of salvation.

Here’s hoping this becomes a huge hit and that some stateside station picks it up and Americanizes it a la American Idol from the U.K.’s X Factor.  And that the religious judges turn out to be huge reality TV stars hounded by papparrazzi as they leave Starbucks and make for their newly-bought Lamborghinis.

On Sea Orgs And The Moral Ambiguity Of Politicians

Some good stuff out of the Daily Beast recently, including a piece on how Scientology’s wall may be cracking and another Meagan McCain piece that finds me – frustratingly but yet again – in agreement.

My favorite part of the Scientology article highlighted the special white glove treatment Tom Cruise receives when he’s prancing around one of the cult’s fancy compounds.  The below excerpt highlights how Cruise’s interactions are often limited to the most powerful member of the group, David Miscavige, who is chairman of the board of the Religious Technology Center.

…only Miscavige was permitted to speak to Cruise when he visited the facility. When a gardener spoke to the star once, the affidavit said, it caused ‘a major flap.’

On the McCain piece, I agree totally with her assertion that politicans’ sexual escapades should have little bearing on the public’s perception of the offender’s abilities.  In my view, the ability to execute their professional duties doesn’t come into question in most of these situations and thus should not be public fodder.  And, by the way, such trysts are standard practice pretty much everywhere else in the world, just as they were in America back in the days of JFK and Marilyn Monroe.  And let’s not fool ourselves into thinking that politicians are any better than the average American whenit comes to morality.  They most certainly are not.  So enough with the shock and horror at these discoveries, America.  Suck it up and deal with it because it’s a reality whose scope is much greater than we care to admit.  I’m not condoning their actions, of course.  I’m just sayin’.  What people do with their personal lives is just that – personal.  However, the hypocrisy she cites is the critical issue here, and she’s right to wag her finger at the shenanigans of politicians who claim moral superiority one day only to find themselves weeping at a podium with their dejected wives by their side the very next one.  But her call for compassion and understanding is off the mark.  That’s not what these forlorn politicians need.  Rather, they need privacy.  And let’s just leave it at that.

Conflicted

French president Nikolas Sarkozy recently declared that the burka is not welcome in France.  And the country’s National Assembly is contemplating whether to officially ban the garment entirely.  This has me – the lover of freedom and the hater of heavy-handed (and ignorant) religious dogma – totally conflicted.  On the one hand, I view this as a gross violation of individual rights.  One should be free to wear whatever he or she wants.  And I’m certainly no fan of government rules, particularly ones that go so far as to dictate wardrobe.  However, on the other hand, I find religious orthodoxy to be laughable in most respects.  In particular, oppressive restrictions placed on the behavior of individuals located low on the religious pecking order are even more disgusting, and the treatment of women in conservative Islam is despicable in virtually every respect.  And those burkas are just ridiculous.  I mean, seriously folks.  What the F?

Perhaps I’ll find time to noodle this today while daydreaming in class.

Onward Christian Soldiers!

In a revelation equal parts absurd and frightening, GQ put together a slide show showing how former Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, made routine use of scripture when preparing intelligence briefings for W.  It includes pictures of various military personnel/vehicles accented by select biblical quotes to help drive the point home.  An example includes a crouching U.S. soldier with the words “Commit to the Lord whatever you do and your plans will succeed.  Proverbs 16:3″ located just overhead.  It also shows a group of soldiers praying under the words “Seek the Lord and His strength; seek His face continually.  1 Chron 16:11″.

This may have been a savvy sales job on the part of Rumsfeld, where the erstwhile secretary tailored the presentation to suit his evangelical boss.  Or it came from a place of genuine belief.  Either way, it’s disturbing.

The Reason Project

rp_logoMy man Sam Harris (of The End of Faith and Letter to a Christian Nation fame) has finally got his Reason Project up-and-running.  I guess I shouldn’t say finally given that the guy has been plenty occupied studying for his PhD in neuroscience.  In any event, per the website, “The Reason Project is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit foundation devoted to spreading scientific knowledge and secular values in society. The foundation draws on the talents of prominent and creative thinkers in a wide range of disciplines to encourage critical thinking and erode the influence of dogmatism, superstition, and bigotry in our world.”  The project’s advisory board is a venerable who’s who of atheists, philosophers, writers, biologists and thinkers, including the likes of Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Bill Maher, Salman Rushdie, Ian McEwan, Cliff Asness and Steven Pinker.  Oh goody!

Slice Of Awesome

Believe it or not, the below clip is a real video from a real band.  The band is called Geoff Moore and The Distance, which made (hilarious) Christian rock music for about ten years up to 1998.  Below you’ll find the music video for a song of theirs entitled “Evolution: Redefined”.  I’m not sure which is funnier – the incredibly ignorant subject matter or the atrocious quality of the music.  You be the judge.

Of White Tigers And The Gandhi Family

Following the always reliable advice of B-Dubs, I’m currently reading The White Tiger by Indian author Aravind Adiga.  Though just a hundred pages in, I quite like what I’ve discovered thus far.  As an example, consider the below quote, which was relayed by the story’s narrator/protagonist while pondering the need for 36 million different gods in the Hindu religion:

It’s true that all these gods seem to do awfully little work – much like our politicians – and yet keep winning reelection to their golden thrones in heaven, year after year.

The book is fascinating in how it examines social disparities, political corruption, and religion all while pulling the veil back on an India most of us will never know.  Really good stuff.

In somewhat related news, check out Adiga’s piece on the strange permanence of the Gandhi family in Indian politics over at The Daily Beast.

Quick Hits

Equity Private over at Dealbreaker asks a great question: What exactly IS Tim Geithner?  It appears he doesn’t even know himself.  Surely not a good sign.

Curious to know how shady boy-band promoter Lou Pearlman is keeping busy while in the clink?  Portfolio fills us in with a highly interesting article.

The Onion takes on a question I’ve long pondered: Why doesn’t God drop in for a visit every now and then?  You’d think he’d want to check in on his flock, maybe provide a few pointers here and there.  Or maybe he’s avoiding the issue of facing up to the reality that, in creating man, he may have overestimated his abilities (as Oscar Wilde once suggested).

For those of you looking for the best football (soccer) writing around, check out Rob Hughes over at the IHT.  Consistently good.

    Amen, Brother

    I can’t believe I was sleeping on the absurdity of UN Resolution 62/154 on “Combating defamation of religions”.  Luckily, The Economist and Christopher Hitchens were not.

    Caption This Photo

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    This week’s New York Times Magazine had an interesting piece on a Nigerian religious import called the Redeemed Christian Church of God, which is apparently taking the U.S. (and the world) by storm.  It’s a worthwhile piece, if only for the entrepreneurial undertone that runs throughout.  I’ve long considered the world’s various religions much closer in constitution to McDonald’s than legitimate non-profits.  That is, religions are highly motivated to multiply their flocks because there is strength (and money!) in numbers, and so they make very determined efforts to establish large global footprints.  Therein lies the motivation for religions to so aggressively recruit new converts and for them to do everything they can to keep their members from fleeing.  After all, they need those sticky, recurring revenue streams that come in the form of tithes.  It should therefore come as no surprise that the world’s Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) have in their original doctrines the harsh penalty of death for acts of apostasy.  In any event, this article does a decent job of underscoring the commercial drive that is necessary for any religion to flourish, even if that’s not its primary intent.

    Moving on to the fun part of this post, the above photo leads the magazine’s story and is simply too funny to escape sarcastic comment.  It apparently captures a preacher in full throat and a parishioner overcome by the holy spirit.  Though the photo is funny enough on its own, helping to illustrate the notion that truth is sometimes better than fiction, we can have a jolly good time making up our own captions.  JJ says the guy looks like he’s bowling and the woman is searching for loose change.  I say the dude is gearing up for a powerful back-handed ass slap, a practice designed to help dispel evil spirits.  The more evil there is to be banished, the more of a running start required.

    Fun Quote

    Marc Faber led his market commentary this month with the following Gabriel Garcia Marquez quote:

    Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.

    Did Jonah’s trip into the belly of the beast predate Jesus’ virgin birth?  Maybe we’re just splitting hairs here…

    Heard A Good One Today

    Definition of Christianity – One woman’s attempt to cover up an affair that has gone a little too far.

    h/t Bryce

    Slice Of Awesome

    An Ironic Moment

    I enjoyed a wonderful moment of irony today.  During a rather lazy Sunday afternoon, I lied on the couch with Hurley (Lizzi was at yoga) reading a book called Irreligion while listening to There Will Be A Light, a collaboration between Ben Harper and The Blind Boys of Alabama.  The irony being that I was reading a book about the nonexistence of God while listening to a gospel album (and a great one at that).

    For those of you so inclined, Irreligion is a brief philosophical treatment of the arguments against the existence of God, told from the sometimes circuitous point of a view of a mathematician (John Allen Paulos).  It’s a worthwhile read, largely because it’s short (145 pages) and it helps put some meat on arguments that appeal to logic when it comes to debating religion.  Being able to throw out words like “anthropic” and “ontological” will undoubtedly help render your opponent verbally impotent in any such debate.  Here’s one quote (of serveral) that stuck with me:

    Oddly, the fact that we and all life have evolved from simpler forms by natural selection disturbs fundamentalists who are completely unfazed by the biblical claim that we come from dirt.

    Side note – I was also sipping a very tasty pinot noir from Hawke’s Bay, New Zealand.  In addition to satisfying the taste buds, the wine met two important criteria for me: 1) it was reasonably priced; and 2) it had a really cool name.  The winery is called Sileni, which got its name from the wise and loyal companions of Bacchus, the Roman god of wine.  The Sileni were said to have loved celebrating good food, good wine and good company.  Here, here!

    Bathers’ Pavilion

    Lizzi and I had dinner with a friend tonight at a wonderful place called Bathers’ Pavilion in Sydney.  In addition to offering a great wine list and very tasty food, the location is superb.  The restaurant is located on Balmoral Beach overlooking Middle Harbour.  The views at sunset are stunning.  Seeing the light hit some of the cliffs across the bay is a beautiful sight indeed.  Quite possibly the best setting I’ve ever seen for a restaurant.  Man o man.  I love Sydney.

    On our way home, we passed an Anglican Church whose sign read the following:

    Too much open-mindedness can cause your brains to fall out.

    What a lovely sales pitch.  Be narrow-minded so that you can’t be swayed by any other facts or evidence contrary to what we preach.  That’s fantastic.

    Slice Of Awesome

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    Fun Quote Of The Week

    On the topic of a preacher giving “great sex” sermons at his church in Good Hope, Alabama, Roland Belew, an evangelist and former trucker who now preaches at a truck stop, had the following to say:

    Paul said preach the Gospel.  Talking about sex ain’t gonna get nobody to heaven.

    No word on whether making a muck of the English language might prevent someone from entering the pearly gates.

    Some Good News!

    According to the latest American Religious Identification Survey, the number of non-religious among us is on the rise.  The percentage of Americans claiming “no religion” has grown to 15% and is “…the only group to have grown in every state of the Union.”  And the percentage of the American population listed as atheist or agnostic (1.6%) exceeds the percentage that is Mormon (1.4%) and Muslim (0.6%).  There is hope, my non-religious friends!

    Stupid Stubborn Stupid

    One of my gripes about the political system in the U.S. is the power duopoly that exists – that is, Republicans and Democrats run pretty much everything.  And baked into their respective ideologies is a stubborn inflexibility that does plenty to alienate the independent among us.  For example, you’re either for gun control or against it.  You’re either pro-choice or pro-life.  You’re either for gay marriage or against it.  Not much in the way of middle ground, and certainly no room for those who might be pro-choice but against gun control.

    Such ideological myopia can be expected from political parties seeking to stand for (and against) something.  That is, after all, how they appeal to and build their respective constituencies.  My gripe largely applies to the lack of options for those of us who can’t identify overwhelmingly with one party or the other.  But when it comes to religion, such obstinate manuevering pertaining to questions of belief and morality frustrates me to no end.  Despite a complete inability to know for certain that what they preach is the truth, most of the world’s religions are absolutely convinced that theirs is the one and only path to righteousness, making the completely ludicrous claim that their religion has a monopoly on the truth.  And what’s most disconcerting is that they practice their beliefs with such ferocity and unshakeable dedication that they often refuse to compromise, even when faced with overwhelming evidence to the contrary (aka reason) or when posed with human situations where compassion would seem to overrule doctrine.  A recent example of this madness at work was the experience of a nine year-old Brazilian girl who had to undergo an abortion after being raped and impregnated – with twins – by her stepfather.   Despite the pregnancy posing a serious risk to the girl – all of 80 pounds – the Roman Catholic Church in Brazil objected to the procedure, saying that the girl should’ve carried the twins to term and had a Caesarean section because “It’s the law of God: do not kill.”  Stupid, stupid, stupid.

    More On That Rick Warren Character

    JJ reminded me today of a couple pieces Christopher Hitchens wrote for Slate.com on the abomination that is Rick Warren.  As always, Hitch is much more persuasive than I could ever be, given his magically incisive way with words and all.  You can find his articles here and here.  At taste:

    …the man he has chosen to deliver his inaugural invocation is a relentless clerical businessman who raises money on the proposition that certain Americans—non-Christians, the wrong kind of Christians, homosexuals, nonbelievers—are of less worth and littler virtue than his own lovely flock of redeemed and salvaged and paid-up donors.

    You’ll also be happy to know that the wonderful folks over at Dickipedia have an entry for Warren.  Of course, no site dedicated to dicks would be complete without him.  The entry begins: 

    Richard D. “Rick” Warren (born January 28, 1954) is the founder and senior pastor of the Saddleback Church, a bigot, an anti-semite, a holder of bizarre sexual theories, a non-believer in science, a moral degenerate, a thug, an embarrassment to his religion, a liar, a huckster, a glutton, a goatee wearer, and a dick.

    Why So Surprised?

    I don’t understand all the hoopla surrounding Obama’s decision to have Rick Warren deliver the invocation at tomorrow’s inauguration ceremony.  What’s the big deal?  It’s not like the guy is divisive or anything.  So long as you’re not gay…or believe in a woman’s right to choose…or subscribe to any religion besides Christianity - you should be all set! 

    Did you know that Warren told a woman at an Aspen Ideas event that, since she was Jewish, she was destined for eternal damnation?  How hilarious is that?!  I love it!  Such inflexible, baseless and grossly-ignorant statements remind me of this gem from Stephen Colbert’s infamous White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech from a couple years back:   

    And though I am a committed Christian, I believe that everyone has the right to their own religion, be you Hindu, Jewish or Muslim. I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

    Did you know that Christianity is the world’s largest religion?  Most estimates peg the number of Christian adherents worldwide at around 2 billion.  Now guess the population of the world today.  The answer – roughly 6.7 billion, according to the World Population Clock.  This means that, according to Warren’s dimwitted idee fixe, 4.7 billion people, or 70% of the globe, are destined to spend eternity burning in the fires of hell.  And therein lies one of my biggest gripes about religion – it is fundamentally one of the most divisive things on this planet.

    In any event, we shouldn’t be surprised that Obama invited Warren along for the big party.  After all, Obama is Christian, so he’s got that going for him in terms of similarities.  And second, it’s not like Obama is a strong proponent of gay rights; after all, the man has made clear his view that homosexual couples should not be granted the right to marry.  So enough with the shock, people!  Obama and Warren simply aren’t as different as you might wish they were.

    Huh?

    Isn’t this an oxymoron?

    The Pope is declaring a ‘holy war’ against people who claim falsely that the Virgin Mary is appearing to them.  He will attempt to snuff out an explosion of bogus heavenly apparitions with new guidelines to help bishops root out frauds.  Benedict XVI plans to publish criteria to help them distinguish between true and false claims of visions of Jesus and the Virgin Mary, messages, stigmata – the appearances of the five wounds of Christ – and weeping or bleeding statues.  In some cases exorcists will be used to determine if a credible apparition is ‘divine’ origin or ‘demonic’.

    Seriously?  That’s like an “Elvis Lives” group creating a special investigative unit to determine which Elvis sightings are real versus fake.  Amazing that this gets such serious official attention.  Yet we make fun of people who claim to see UFOs, despite the fact that the odds of those sightings being legit (though still small) are considerably higher when compared to possible sightings of the Virgin Mary.  Just incredible.

    All Aboard!

    Read an interesting piece in the NY Times yesterday that got my atheist wheels turning, so to speak.  In a spark of supreme ingenuity, a British comic started a new marketing campaign designed to combat the slew of religious slogans one is bound to see in various forms of advert, including on certain types of public transport.  The end result was, in this author’s humble opinion, quite brilliant – the Atheist Bus Campaign.  Starting this month, the streets of London will be flooded with 800 buses carrying the following slogan:  There’s probably no God.  Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.  How great is that?

    And here’s a picture of atheist biologist extraordinaire, Richard Dawkins, proudly posing in front of one of said buses:

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    Fingers Crossed

    Please, please make it so:

    A number of atheists and non-religious organizations want Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony to leave out all references to God and religion.  In a lawsuit filed Tuesday in Washington, the plaintiffs demand that the words “so help me God” not be added to the end of the president’s oath of office.  In addition, the lawsuit objects to plans for ministers to deliver an invocation and a benediction in which they may discuss God and religion.

    An Alternative Christmas Message

    I like the idea of presenting an “alternative” Christmas message, a practice London’s Channel 4 televison station has adopted since 1993.  The message typically aires several hours after the Queen’s traditional message and the topics are usually designed to intrude on the Christmas spirit – I love it!  This year, the station has signed up the moronic leader of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, to lay waste to all things Western in his alternative address.  Apparently taking time away from his midnight trysts with leaders of similar ilk - nimwitted, half-educated, and narcissistic folks like Hugo Chavez in Venezuela and Raul Castro in Cuba – the little twerp Mahmoud took aim at the U.S. by nonchalantly inserting himself into the mind of Jesus, on whose behalf he was happy to speak.  You can read more about his address here, but I wouldn’t leave you without a little taste:

    If Christ was on Earth today undoubtedly he would stand with the people in opposition to bullying, ill-tempered and expansionist powers.  If Christ was on Earth today undoubtedly he would hoist the banner of justice and love for humanity to oppose warmongers, occupiers, terrorists and bullies the world over. If Christ was on Earth today undoubtedly he would fight against the tyrannical policies of prevailing global economic and political systems, as He did in His lifetime.  

    While giving Mahmoud a pass on the implicitly odd occasion of a Muslim waxing philosophical on the preferences of Jesus, I take greater issue with the implication in his message that the U.S. is the enemy to humanity that Jesus would help defy.  Apparently, lost on Mahmoud is the wonderful irony that his own state is equally guilty of the trespasses he identifies.  To take just one example, I’m guessing those of the homosexual persuasion don’t view Iran as ”hoist[ing] the banner of justice and love for humanity…” since, you know, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death under that country’s theocratic regime.

    All Part Of The Plan

    For those of you worried about the current financial market meltdown, rest assured….

    What the?

    From the Pew Research Center.  Hmmm……

    Licensed to Irk

    South Carolina is considering allowing people to purchase license plates professing their belief in Christianity.  This reminds of those people who pass out at the beach and fall victim to a prankster with a sunscreen bottle who scribbles something like “dork” across their foreheads.  Yet these morons would do it voluntarily.  Ha!

    My Brother the Alien

    The Vatican just signed off on belief in aliens.  Well, that settles that.

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