Slice Of Awesome

When ignorance and voltage meet, one is sure to find high comedy.

Halloween In Roppongi

Here was the scene just outside our door today:

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This is a smart commercial that certainly appeals to the sports fan/business traveler in me.

Cartoon IQ

I’m a huge fan of The New Yorker cartoons and have even submitted a few entries of my own to the magazine’s weekly caption contest.  I checked the mag’s website this morning and was happy to see that they were running a cartoon IQ contest, designed to test one’s ability to derive meaning from comedic art.  Naturally, I eagerly took it and am happy to report that I scored a perfect 5 out of 5.  Does that make me a cartoon connoisseur?

Anyone looking to waste a bit of time at work today should take this fun little test.  Below is a little taste of the types of questions posed:

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A. The plug is shocked to see someone using a Type A socket with no ground slot, thus increasing the chances of an electrical fire.
B. “Marsha!,” like our “23 skiddoo,” is a hilarious catchphrase that all the kids are saying today.
C. A talking electrical plug? Now, that’s just plain goofy!
D. Using a metaphor, this cartoon shows how funny it is that human sexual intercourse can often feel as cold and mechanical as the transfer of A.C. electricity from a socket to a plug.

Random Japan

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Last night, I attended an Argentinian wine-tasting event with some friends.  As we made our way around the room, wrestling with overpowering Malbecs along the way, some tango music began playing as a Japanese couple took to the dance floor.  A crowd immediately began to form around them, cameras flashing left and right as mesmerized onlookers jostled for viewing position.  It was pretty clear from the outset that this couple knew what they were doing, but I had no idea what a proper tango looked like so I wasn’t sure what to make of it (even though I had seen a mass tango breakout on the streets of Buenos Aires during a visit there many moons ago).  So, me being the ignoramus that I am regarding all things dance, I mentioned to a friend that the woman seemed awfully stiff, basically sticking her head in the man’s neck and never moving from the chest up while the couple sauntered around the dance floor.  And my buddy responded by wondering aloud why an Argentine couple wasn’t there instead to provide the tango display, which I met with nodding agreement.

Well, as it turns out, this wasn’t just any Japanese couple with a passing interest in tango.  Rather, they were the newly-crowned world champions of tango.  I kid you not.  That’s their winning picture above, capturing the moment when they beat out a host of Argentine couples at the Tango Dance World Championships in Buenos Aires back in August.  And now I can add to my life’s list of interesting events the fact that I once saw the world’s greatest tango act.  Live and up close.  And here I thought I’d never get that box checked!

This little story helps to illustrate something that I find fascinating about the Japanese.  Oddities and frustrating practices aside, the Japanese are an amazing people: immensely talented, curious about the world around them, unforgiving in their exactness, and intensely focused when goals are set.  You hear stories about Japanese who literally dedicate their lives to perfecting tea ceremonies or calligraphy, and the puzzled American chuckles at the point of it all.  But such striving for perfection means the Japanese are capable of excelling in a multitude of arenas.  It’s the reason why the country leads in several areas of technological innovation, and it’s also why the food here is so extraordinary.  I hear stories all the time of Japanese chefs cooking the best Italian some have ever tasted, and that seemingly hyperbolic statement is inevitably complemented by a story of how the chef moved to Italy and worked on a farm for five years learning about the life cycle of food and its proper preparation from the motherland.

Maybe this helps explain why the concept of hobbies is so big here.  It seems everybody has one, and the hobbies typically aren’t of the standard variety.  Nothing generic and broad like movies or books or music.  It’s more likely you’ll hear someone talk sincerely about a very specific hobby, like their stuffed animal collection or Russian language club.  I’ve found this to be a unique attribute among the Japanese.  Once they decide they like something and want to pursue it, they go straight at it and give it their all.  There’s something really cool and respectable about that.

Meanwhile, I’m left to ponder how, in my crazy busy state of mind, I managed to miss the news that today marked the start of the NBA regular season.  I’ve clearly been here too long!

 

Back In The Saddle

After a rambunctious (and stressful) couple of weeks, I’m finally back in Tokyo and have settled back into my blogging seat.  Lizzi is away for the magical Halloween Phish event, so it’s just Hurley and me for the next week or so. By the way, Phish actually does a cool thing for its Halloween shows, when the band covers an entire album of its choosing.  If you visit its website, you’ll see a list of dozens of albums that have been whittled down one by one over the past several weeks.  As of today, there are only a few left standing, including (among others): Michael Jackson’s Thriller (a timely tribute, perhaps?), Pink Floyd’s The Wall, Led Zeppelin’s self-entitled debut album, The Stones’ Exile on Main Street, Radiohead’s Kid A, Springsteen’s Born To Run, Prince’s Purple Rain, and Elton John’s Yellowbrick Road.  Should be a fun time.

During my eight hours or so of traveling yesterday, I got to catch up on some reading and viewing entertainment:

  • Caught up on some episodes of Community on NBC.  Great show.  Here’s a fun clip to entice you.
  • Watched Adventureland.  It stars, among others, Ryan Reynolds, Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig, and it was directed by Greg Mottola, whose previous credits include Superbad and several episodes of Arrested Development and Undeclared.  This is a very good movie that I highly recommend.  It’s shameful that this hasn’t gotten more credit (only grossed $16 million at the domestic box office) and reviews appear mixed.  Nonetheless, I thoroughly enjoyed it.  The characters were great and the writing was solid, melding witty commentary with a heartfelt coming-of-age story (“Your name is James….am I saying that right?….James?” delivered with perfection by Hader).  Plus, the music was great, even the constant annoyance of Falco’s “Rock Me Amadeus”.
  • Caught some episodes of this season’s Mad Men.  This show could well go down as one of the finest shows in television history.  I’m not kidding.  I haven’t seen a show this well done since HBO’s The Wire.
  • I listened to some George Carlin and Bill Hicks stand-up comedy routines.  I love these guys.  Though Hicks goes off the deep-end with his conspiratorial nonsense, he generally has some good scathing commentary, something complemented very well with Carlin.  Denis Leary is in the same vein as these guys and I like him as well, though I know he took some flack for apparently stealing some material from Hicks.  Nonetheless, I love the tone, subject matter, delivery, etc.  Really good stuff for the less squeamish among us.
  • Lizzi got me an Amazon Kindle DX.  It’s the super-sized one that makes it easier to download newspapers and textbooks (good for me with school).  One of the great things about this little device is not only the ability to download a ton of books whenever I want, but I can store PDF files on it.  This means I can download class notes and not have to lug them around with me everywhere (which is a huge weight relief for someone on the road).  Plus, it means I can simply save interesting articles online in PDF form and then read them later on my Kindle.  This saves my eyes from the strain of the backlight and makes it cheaper for me to enjoy mags like The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, etc.
  • Among the articles I read during the flight was Malcolm Gladwell’s newest piece, which attempted to draw a parallel between our society’s obsession with American football and the disgusting “sport” of dogfighting.  While I tend to like Gladwell’s work and often can find little with which to take issue, I think he’s way off base with this one.  He’s basically saying that we, the viewing public, don’t care about the fact that NFL players put themselves at physical risk for the benefit of sport, incurring harm that sometimes results in brain impairment that takes the form of dementia or worse.  Obviously, this is a sad reality for anyone unfortunate enough to have to face it.  However, fans of dogfighting are in a league of evil all their own.  I’d be happy if each one of those morons were taken to a field somewhere and forced to fight each other for survival; this would be a justice unlike any other.  But there are several huge differences between the “sports”.  For one, NFL players actually have a choice of playing the sport whereas those poor dogs are forced to kill or be killed.  Oh yeah, that’s another difference – the sport of football does not celebrate the breaking of bones, drawing of blood or the event of death.  Rather, such events are met with gasps of horror and wishes for speedy recoveries.  And NFL players get paid millions of dollars to put themselves in harm’s way.  Those poor dogs live miserable existences and die under the worst of circumstances.  Were Gladwell to use the sport of ultimate fighting instead of football, I might at least partially see his point.  But the NFL?  In the words of Gob Bluth, come on!
  • I also read a piece about General Stanley McChrystal in the NY Times Magazine written by Dexter Filkins, whose book about Iraq and Afghanistan I quite enjoyed (The Forever War).  It’s a good, interesting piece delivered in very digestible form, a Filkins hallmark.  It helps one appreciate how hopeless our attempts over there are (if you read bewteen the lines); plus, I love reading about people like McChrystal, guys so intense and focused in their calling that you’d think they were born for exactly what they do (e.g. he sleeps five hours a night, runs 8-12 miles per day, etc.).
  • Finally, I read Bill Simmons’ NBA season preview, which was great, as always.  The guy knows his sports and he particularly excels at basketball.  He’s jokingly lobbied for a GM position in the NBA before, but I’m beginning to think that someone should take him seriously.  Not only would he bring with him millions of dedicated readers but he’d also make for a mighty fine GM.  The dude knows his stuff and, most importantly, knows when to call bullshit.  That’s a talent most modern-day GM’s seem to lack.  Were he to take over an NBA team, I’d be first in line to predict that team’s rise to the top.

Slice Of Awesome

I really hope this is for real.  Among the many amazing things in this video is the fact that it appears to be just 10:45 in the morning (judging by the light coming through the windows and the time indicated at the top, as I’m guessing it refers to AM and not PM).  So very awesome!

Checking In

These are busy days for this blogger, which helps explain why we’ve encountered a bit of a lull between postings.  Work has been busy and I now find myself cramming for some Monday exams.  Updates will likely be sporadic over the next week or so, then we should be back to our regular schedule.

I shall now return to the books and try not to let my thoughts drift to the ND-USC game that will transpire as I snooze tonight.  My head tells me that the Irish will get stomped once again by the Trojans, but you never know with college football.  For those looking for a sense of hope, just consider that USC destroyed Washington 56-0 last year and lost to that same team just one year later.  Just goes to show that anything is possible.

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I’m with Larry 100% on this one.  Classic!

Nobel? Really? Already?

Well, that was quick!  Here we are just nine months into the Obama presidency and the folks in charge of dishing out those fancy shmancy Nobel Prizes have decided to convey upon President Obama one of them there peace ones.  All the while, Obama has done virtually nothing on either the domestic or foreign policy front, as our friends at SNL reminded us last week.  It’s as if the Nobel folks said, “Results be damned, we’re going with pure intention!”.  If only I could get paid on my intention to work.

Now, I won’t join the chorus of those conservative nincompoops who blindly rage against anything good that ever happens to Obama, but I will furrow my brow in confusion at this award.  Of course, as Americans we should all rejoice in this very high honor being given to our president.  And I’m feeling a little prescient in my endorsement of Obama for president in the first place, as I expected he would put our country in better stead with a world still smarting from eight years of Bush.  In fact, now that I ponder this a moment, I’m thinking this award has more to do with Obama not being Bush than anything else, sort of a poke in the eye to our former president and a pat on the back to the American voting public.  But still, this just doesn’t seem to fit, evidenced by my very genuine reaction when first hearing this news – “Seriously?”.  I honestly thought it was a spoof of some sort and so fumbled around online looking for confirmation before actually believing it.

I thought Peter Beinart had a good take on all this over at the Daily Beast:

George W. Bush launched a “preemptive” war. Now the Nobel Committee is trying for “preemptive” peace. I had always thought the way these things worked was that you helped bring peace or democracy to some corner of the globe first, and then you won the Nobel Prize. But this year, the Nobel Committee has turned that logic around: It clearly likes what Obama is trying to do: on nuclear disarmament, climate change and Middle East peace—and so, in a “preemptive” strike, it’s giving him the award now, in hopes that doing so will boost his chances of success later. It’s an interesting idea. Perhaps next they’ll start giving Oscars not to the people who have made the best movies of last year, but to the people who have the best chance of making the best movies next year. After all, once you’ve already made the movie, you no longer need the encouragement.

Zing!  I certainly don’t don’t share Beinart’s annoyance – I’m more puzzled than annoyed – but he certainly makes some good points.

In any event, Obama will soon make his way over to Oslo – the Norwegian capital formerly known as Christiana until better judgment prevailed (seriously, look it up) – to receive his award and give a nice and gracious speech.  I’m sure he’ll do a fine job and will strike the right tone while doing so.  But my guess is he’ll be received by just as many rolling eyes as clapping hands.

WTF?

Anyone looking to waste time surfing YouTube for wonderfully strange videos should type in the following keywords: weird religious video.

Among the jewels you’ll encounter are videos like this:

And this:

Random Japan

We were greeted last night by  the most powerful typhoon to hit Japan in ten years (or so I’m told).  Lucky for me, I had to be up at 3:30 AM for a conference call with the home office.  This allowed me stand at our window and marvel at the impressiveness of the sideways rain, which was kinda cool.  More importantly, it also allowed me to chuckle at an oddity that nicely illustrates both Japan’s nanny state mentality as well as its general disregard for noise pollution.

There was the scene, 3:30 in the morning with lots of wind and rain swirling about.  And what do I hear?  Some charming little bells followed by a woman’s recorded voice (that annoying, high-pitched, squeaky Japanese kind) blasting over the loudspeakers placed throughout our neighborhood.  What was she saying?  Basically, that it is very windy and rainy, so be careful.  Thanks, for that.  Not only did you just scream the super obvious from the hilltops, but you woke up half the neighborhood while doing so.  This went on for a solid ten minutes, then it would break for about twenty before coming back on again.  I can’t imagine how many expats were inclined to throw their patio furniture at those loudspeakers last night.

We’re talking about a country where soothing chimes go off each day at 5 PM just to remind its citizenry that the workday is done.  And a country where loud, verbal protest is the most common sort.  Guys stand outside of the television station across from our apartment with a microphone and box speaker yelling nonsense about some programming.  And far right wackos  ride around in black vans and buses blasting nationalist propaganda at all hours of the day, including bright and early on weekend mornings when they love to visit our neighborhood (being expat-heavy and all).  These things are so loud that each time I hear them I have fun with the daydream that shows me aiming a rocket propelled grenade launcher at those bastards from my balcony, or scurrying down to street level and pulling the drivers out of their seats so I can proceed to pummel them in front of their friends.  There is no way in hell such levels of noise pollution would be allowed in a place like New York, which helps demonstrate the upshot of the inhospitable big city.

It’s now 8 AM and the sun is shining, though a pretty powerful wind remains.  Lizzi is out walking Hurley, braving the elements.  I just saw a white and orange colored object fly across the horizon.  Perhaps the typhoon gods had other plans for our little furball.  Meanwhile, ever the cautious people, schools are closed today in Tokyo.  I need to shower and head to the office.  Here’s hoping the taxis are still running.

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Love Me Some Me

ESPN’s Rick Reilly gave a great rundown of Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson’s new book, appropriately entitled Ocho Cinco.  Anyone looking for a good laugh should give Reilly’s piece a quick read.  It provides a wonderful look into the narcissistic world people of fame sometimes inhabit.  Included among the many tongue-in-cheek reasons Reilly gives us for reading the book are:

His stirringly descriptive prose. For instance, the vivid passage in the second paragraph, in which he describes his “huge-ass house” in Florida and his seven “sweet-ass cars.” In fact, Mr. Ochocinco is able to use the word “ass” 32 times in the tome.

His seamless transitions. For instance, in a particularly tricky passage about what he’d be like if he had a show in Las Vegas (Mr. Ochocinco opines that he’d be bigger than “Penn & Teller and Céline Dion and Siegfried & Roy” combined), he writes, “Damn, I digress a lot.” And then we are whisked on our way.

His business acumen. Mr. Ochocinco plans to come out with Ocho Cinco cologne, sportswear, cigars (in a partnership with former Cuban president Fidel Castro), sunglasses, hats, clothing, shoes, cleats and condoms. He also reveals his plans to skip a post-football career in broadcasting (“too easy,” he asserts) and become an actor, a skill Mr. Ochocinco learned from watching Denzel Washington. “I should be in a Broadway show. I’m that good.”

Transcendent indeed!

Steven Seagal: Lawman

This has the potential to be included among the best reality shows ever.  So, so much potential.

The Conscience Of A Capitalist

This weekend’s WSJ interview featured John Mackey, founder and CEO of Whole Foods.  It was an interesting chat that included topics like healthy eating, unions, government profligacy, and, of course, health-care reform.  It’s refreshing to hear things from a business owner’s perspective, something that gets lost in all the noise of the day.  He made one point along those lines that I found particularly impactful:

‘Before I started my business, my political philosophy was that business is evil and government is good.  I think I just breathed it in with the culture.  Businesses, they’re selfish because they’re trying to make money…Once you start meeting a payroll you have a little different attitude about those things.’  This insight explains why he thinks it’s a shame that so few elected officials have ever run a business.  ‘Most are lawyers,’ he says, ‘which is why Washington treats companies like cash dispensers.’

ND-Washington Recap

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What a game!  Say what you will about ND’s porous defense and its inability to put teams away, but there is no mistaking that this is a fun team to watch.  It took overtime, but the Irish managed to pulled off a 37-30 rain-soaked victory against the Washington Huskies on Saturday, pushing ND to 4-1 as it heads into its bye week ahead of an October 17th showdown against mighty USC.  For those counting at home, that’s three straight victories where the Irish had to dig down and snatch victory from the jaws of defeat in the game’s final minutes.  This team is growing and maturing before our very eyes and it’s a delight to watch.  No world-beaters by any stretch, these guys play hard and desperately want to win.  And I love that.

Some post-game thoughts:

  • Jimmy Clausen was fantastic – again.  Save for a boneheaded backwards pass that UW returned for a touchdown, Jimmy put on yet another superb performance.  The official stat line was: 23 of 31 for 422 yards, 2 TD and 1 INT, which pushed Jimmy to the top of the national QB ratings, but it should’ve read much better.  His INT was the result of a dump pass slipping through Armando Allen’s hands, a play where, if completed, Allen probably would’ve scampered for a good 20 yards.  Plus, Jimmy lobbed a perfect TD pass to Robby Parris only to see it bounce off the WR’s facemask (seriously?).  And he had Kyle Rudolph trip on another TD pass that he probably would’ve caught.  Moreover, Jimmy threw at least three balls away while being chased out of the pocket.  Put all that together and you can begin to appreciate how good – and accurate – Jimmy is.  He truly is a special QB.  Here’s hoping he sticks it out one more year at ND!
  • As special as Jimmy is at the QB position, Golden Tate may be his equal at the WR position.  That kid is a gamebreaker, a highlight reel waiting to happen.  I can’t recall the last time the Irish had a player as dynamic as him.  Put him anywhere on the field and get the ball in his hands – he’s going to make players wherever he lines up.
  • Another solid performance from Robert Hughes.  And kudos to the offensive line for an all-around good game.  I especially enjoyed the caravan that Hughes rode as the entire team appeared to be willing him into the endzone for that two-point conversion.
  • Upon review, it turns out Hughes’ knee hit the ground on that two-point conversion.  But, as ND knows, them’s the breaks.  The Irish were due for some karmic payback, let’s be honest.
  • I loved the rotation in the defense.  Not only did we get our first full dose of Manti Te’o, but we also got to see guys like Steve Filer and Zeke Motta get into the mix.  And I thought the decision to insert Kapron Lewis-Moore at DT in place of Ian Williams on the goal line was superb.
  • Speaking of the goal line, those three stands the Irish made were simply amazing.  Washington had something like twelve plays inside the Irish 5-yard line and got stuffed on each of them.  Wow.
  • I love Kyle Rudolph.
  • Manti Te’o played very well in his full-time debut.  He made some mental errors, which is to be expected of a freshman, but on the whole he was ND’s second-best player on defense (behind only Kyle McArthy).  Te’o ended up with 10 tackles on the day, pretty much eclipsing Toryan Smith’s cumulative total for the season (in fairness, Smith played great in spot duty, particularly on those goal line stands).  Te’o is an athlete with a nose for the ball.  He needs to be on the field as mush as possible, which this coaching staff is finally beginning to realize.  Just seeing him out there makes me feel better about the next play’s snap.  He’s my new security blanket.
  • Good game by Kerry Neal.  Finally.
  • I really like Washington coach Steve Sarkisian.  He strikes me as a good guy.  Calm, level-headed and respectful.  And he’s a great playcaller.  He’s going to be special.  I also like Jake Locker.  He’s a very talented QB who’s got top-caliber athleticism.  The kind of guy that excels at every sport he plays.  Washington may very well turn out to be my #2 college football team.  Maybe it’s because I like Seattle.  And because Irish fans should pull for the Huskies since they too have to rebuild after being gutted by the inept Tyrone Willingham.  There’s a fraternity that should arise from that.
  • Thank you, Nick Tausch.  Thank you.  Having a money FG kicker is a feeling Irish fans don’t often get to enjoy.

The updated AP poll came out this morning and the Irish are ranked #34.  Of course, some Irish faithful are lambasting the rankings as further evidence of a national media bias against ND.  Such a bias no doubt exists, but #34 sounds about right to me.  The Irish are clearly a team with a great, dynamic offense, decent athletes and solid coaching.  But their defense is simply too pedestrian to warrant a more serious ranking.  The only thing that could catapult them into the top-20 would be an upset of USC in two weeks, but that is unlikely to happen.  In fact, my guess is that USC wins that game pretty easily, reminding us just how bad that defense is.  I would then expect the Irish to lose at least one more game – and maybe two – before ending the season with a decent 9-3 or 8-4 record.  They’ll then play in a respectable bowl game and win, which will set them up for a solid run at the BCS next year (assuming Tate, Clausen et al. return for one more season).  Whatever the case, I’m generally happy with this Irish squad.  I love the effort and the grit, things that have been sorely absent from Irish squads in recent years.

On Frozen Heads And Frozen Minds

I woke up to some strange news today.  Apparently, Ted Williams’ cryogenically-preserved head has been abused by its handlers.  That’s just weird on a host of levels, not least of which involves the question of why anyone would freeze a loved one’s head.  Stranger though was the response I heard on conservative talk radio to the announcement that Chicago lost its bid to host the 2016 Summer Olympics.  Now, there are plenty of reasons to root against hosting an Olympics.  Paramount among them are the economic implications for the host city, which in most cases are significantly negative.  But the gleeful reaction of the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck are sickening.  These hatemongers revealed themselves as sellouts of the highest order, willing to celebrate the defeat of their nation just to revel in the defeat of their political enemies (i.e. the Obama administration).  Fiscal reality aside, being granted an opportunity to host an Olympics is a source of national pride.  See, for example, the elation that greeted the winner’s announcement in Rio de Janeiro (kudos to them, by the way).  So how can these conservatives, who claim to carry the flag every chance they get, rejoice in America’s defeat?  Because this is all a game to them, that’s why.  They have no real conviction, and their agenda is focused squarely on maximizing their popular appeal.  Consequently, they would much rather see America lose than see Obama win.  Obviously, such a stance fits nicely with the anti-Obama agenda that keeps them on the air.  There’s a saying about cutting off one’s nose to spite the face that comes to mind here.  It’s shallow, ignorant and unpatriotic, and these guys should be ashamed of themselves for choosing money over country.

Slice Of Awesome

Some enterprising blogger but together this mosaic of Matthew McConnaughey, which appears to illustrate his inability to support himself in movie promo posters.  It’s actually a good catch – the dude is always leaning on someone or something.

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A View Of Our Economic Future

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