Kudos To Bill

Bill Clinton just negotiated the release of two American journalists being held by Lil Kim and his wacky regime.  Caught “trespassing” while on a journalistic mission, Laura Ling and Euna Lee had been sentenced to twelve years hard labor for their transgression.  Sitting in jail for roughly four months and totally cut off from each other and the world, they had likely given up all hope.  Then, out of the clear blue sky, they are hurried into a meeting and, as Ling relayed upon her arrival in L.A. (a recounting that damn near brought a tear to my eye), who do they find standing there but one Bill Clinton.  Can you imagine for a second the emotion that must’ve come over them at the sight of the former president?  Seriously, folks, that’s some heavy shit.

Now, I’m sure Kim angled for something with this handover.  Let’s face it – he’s not a good guy eager to do things out of the kindness of his heart.  He’s no doubt going to use this as propaganda at home and probably to soften the battlefield as he goes through another round of gamesmanship in extricating bribes to “stop” him from developing nukes.  And there’s probably something unfair about the notion that we suspend all concerns about the nukes for the sake of two Americans while we insist that Japan remain quiet about its abductees.

That said, I think this was a great moment.  It was just cool to see Bill deliver the way he did when called upon.  And I love the fact that we are so willing to rally when our citizens encounter trouble abroad.  I’m reminded of the summoning of naval vessels to aid in the rescue of the Maersk Alabama from Somali pirates.  Just cool stuff that reminds you of how great America can be.  Makes me all the more willing to take that vacation to Pakistan…

By the way, seeing Bill work his magic reminded me of his special talents as a statesman.  For all his faults, the guy did diplomacy very well.  There was a report that Kim wanted to repay Clinton for a note he wrote the little guy back in 1994 when his father, Kim il-Sung, passed away.  If that’s true, you gotta give it up for our man Bill.  This type of goodwill is in small supply.  And its accumulation is most certainly the result of shrewd calculation.  Can’t imagine W will ever be called upon for similar missions in the future.  That to me answers any question relating to the former presidents’ respective legacies.

Putin Strikes A Pose

Words cannot describe the beauty of these shots of Putin on “vacation” (as the Telegraph has suggested, these were more likely designed as some sort of man-worship propaganda for the Russian populace).  Whatever it is, the unintentional comedy is off the charts!

It’s hard to choose a favorite.  Personally, I’m torn between this one:

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And this one:

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Just stunning!

Slice Of Awesome

An oldie but goodie.

Let’s Eliminate August!

David Plotz over at Slate wrote a piece about eight years ago advocating that we ban the month of August from the calendar, and the site has been running it every year since around this time.  Naturally, I take issue with some of his complaints.  For example, I happen to love reading about football training camps and prepping for my fantasty drafts; plus, August marks the start of the European football season, which really moves the needle for blokes like me.  My point being that August isn’t completely useless.  That said, I applaud his chutzpah and found his piece quite entertaining.

Quote Of The Day

Apropos the spending spree our government has embarked on, let’s recall that in Democracy in America, Alexis de Tocqueville wrote almost 200 years ago:

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.

h/t JJ for the reminder.

WTF?

Pick out your favorite part of this photo.  For me, it’s a tossup between the Guitar Hero guitar and the bullet (for those new to the world of mullets, that’s balding man’s mullet).

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Top Ten Things You Didn’t Know About The Penny

Did you know that it actually costs 1.4 cents to make a penny?  Or that about 1,000 pennies are made per second?  Visit Time for some more fun tidbits about that ubiquitous little coin.

(Aside: Japan’s version of the penny is a silver plastic thing that not only is worthless but feels that way too.  At least the penny has some heft to it!).

Can Do – And The Pursuit Of Happiness

Maira Kalman ran a really cool piece in the NY Times about the life and times of Benjamin Franklin.  Kalman is a relatively famous American illustrator who is best known for her work on children’s books.  In this piece, she brings a sharp eye to the Franklin legacy while retaining her artistic style.  I particularly enjoyed the below, which highlighted Franklin’s strict adherence to schedule and routine.  Good stuff.

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Random Japan

For the second time in four months, the U.S. Embassy has warned its citizens not to party in Roppongi (the area of Tokyo where we live) after a wave of reports about drink-spiking.  Luckily, Coley and I emerged unscathed.  That’s the way we remember it, at least!

Slice Of Awesome

This is someone’s bathroom in NYC.  As you can see, they’ve painted quite the harrowing scene on the floor.  Could you imagine walking into that totally unawares?  Yikes!

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MadMen Yourself

In anticipation of season three of Mad Men, due to premiere in about two weeks, AMC has put together a fun little marketing gimmick where people can “MadMen” themselves.  I’ve taken the liberty of fashioning myself an avatar, which (quite naturally) finds me having drinks with Don Draper.

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Check out AMC’s site for some fun of your own!

Why Vampires Never Die

Guillermo del Toro (of Pan’s Labrynth fame) and Chuck Hogan wrote a piece in the NY Times explaining our current fixation with vampires, as evidenced by the smash hit of the Twilight series of books/movies and HBO’s Trueblood.  Though I haven’t really sampled either of the aforementioned, I found the article enlightening in its description of both the history of the vampire as well as reasons for the mythical creature’s popularity.

Monsters, like angels, are invoked by our individual and collective needs. Today, much as during that gloomy summer in 1816, we feel the need to seek their cold embrace.

Herein lies an important clue: in contrast to timeless creatures like the dragon, the vampire does not seek to obliterate us, but instead offers a peculiar brand of blood alchemy. For as his contagion bestows its nocturnal gift, the vampire transforms our vile, mortal selves into the gold of eternal youth, and instills in us something that every social construct seeks to quash: primal lust. If youth is desire married with unending possibility, then vampire lust creates within us a delicious void, one we long to fulfill.

In other words, whereas other monsters emphasize what is mortal in us, the vampire emphasizes the eternal in us. Through the panacea of its blood it turns the lead of our toxic flesh into golden matter.

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