A taste:
In perhaps his most cocktacular display of dicktitude, Rod Blagojevich was caught on tape blatantly discussing plans to “sell” President-elect Barack Obama’s vacant U.S. Senate seat to the highest bidder. On the phone. From his campaign office. Knowing full well that he was under FBI surveillance at the time. And then Blagojevich denied it. That takes some serious muda (aka Serbian balls)….
Despite what seems to be incontrovertible evidence of serious criminal activity, in addition to widespread calls for his immediate resignation by a whole host of high-ranking state and national politicians, all 50 state Senate Democrats, and even Barack Obama himself, Blagojevich refuses to cede power. Maybe if Chicago starts to experience an outbreak of cholera that threatens to infect half its population Blagojevich will give up, but then, that hasn’t worked to get Robert Mugabe out of Zimbabwe, so…
When asked about the arrest, Blagojevich actually went on record saying, “the things I’m interested in are always lawful.” Well, what do you expect from a guy who has the testicular fortitude to refer to himself as the first African-American governor of Illinois?
