Slice of Awesome
Typhoon!!
I flew into another typhoon today in Hong Kong. The descent was nice and bumpy, but not as bad as last time. However, I was treated to gale force winds on my walk from the train station to my hotel. I was literally almost blown off of a walking bridge (I’m not kidding) and my suit was soaked thanks to the wall of sideways-blowing rain. It was one of those moments where I was incredibly annoyed by the situation but also wishing there was a camera around to film my pitiful self so friends back home could laugh. I’m now sitting at my computer on the 24th floor of my hotel, which is swaying quite noticeably in the wind. So much so that I’m starting to get motion sickness. The news tells me that the typhoon level warning is set at eight, which I believe is the highest. The city has completely shutdown and we’re now being told to stay away from windows. Good times!
ND vs. MSU Preview
Yet again, I’m up well before the crack of dawn to watch my Irish do battle. This time, the opponent is the highly annoying Michigan State Spartans, who inevitably put forth their best effort each year when they play the Irish (only to collapse shortly thereafter on their way to yet another disappointing season).
Happily, the Irish enter this game 2-0. As much as I would love to see ND come out of this one victorious, I’m afraid my money is against that (literally – I put $20 on MSU -9). It’s all going to come down to the MSU running game. The Spartans have a solid, huge offensive line that will no doubt push the undersized ND defensive line around, making plenty of room for Javon Ringer, the talented Spartan RB. I suspect the Irish stack the box with a 3-4 and try to get the Spartans to beat them with the pass. I feel OK about this, as the ND defensive backfield is a strong point on this team, but my guess is the front seven wear down as the game goes on.
My prediction – MSU 42, ND 24.
Slice of Awesome
Here’s a great quote I heard on the Colbert Report tonight as he poked fun at the McCain campaign’s attempts to shield Sarah Palin from interviews with the press:
Now folks, I’m not a big fan of answers. You wanna know why? Too bad!
What the?
A witchcraft rumor sparked a riot at a soccer game in Congo last week that left thirteen dead, providing yet more proof that our species has yet to fully evolve.
What in the world was Josh Howard, the talented forward for the Dallas Mavericks, thinking with these comments?
Those bastions of journalistic integrity – CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC – mentioned “lipstick” more often than Fannie Mae last week. Garbage in, garbage out.
The work of British artist Damien Hirst took in nearly $150 million in an auction of fifty-six lots held at Sotheby’s in London. Among other things, Hirst is famous for his penchant for pickled animals (corpses preserved in formaldehyde), and included in the list of items sold was “The Golden Calf”, which went for just under $20 million. The piece features a preserved Charolais calf with 18-carat gold horns and hooves. This confirms that: 1) some people have entirely too much money to spend; and 2) modern art might be the greatest scam of all time.
Lessons in Showboating
When I saw DeSean Jackson of the Philadelphia Eagles make this boneheaded move last night against the Cowboys…
I couldn’t help but be reminded of a similarly stupid move of his from a few years ago during the U.S. Army High School All-American Game.
What a moron!
Liveblogging ND vs. Michigan
4:27 AM – Here I am again, up and at ‘em well before the sun has come up to watch the Irish take on one of their mortal rivals. My dedication is starting to push the limits of sanity.
4:43 AM – Kickoff finally arrives. Is that the ghost of Lou Holtz stalking the Irish sideline?
4:48 AM – The rain plays its part in helping along a Michigan turnover on a muffed backward pass. Irish take over at the Michigan 12. Let’s see how the Irish blow this golden opportunity…
4:51 AM – Touchdown, Irish! And even the PAT was good. Asaph Scwhapp paved the way for Hughes to rumble in from the 2. Did I actually write that Schwapp finished a block?
4:55 AM – Michigan fumbles the kickoff again and super Rudy Mike Anello dives in like a heat-seeking missile to recover for the Irish.
4:57 AM – Clausen to Kumara for another Irish TD! They connect on the same fade route that they failed at last week, ya know when Kumara was apparently drunk. This one looked much, much better. The Michigan defensive back named Trent is getting abused so far this game.
It’s 5 AM and I’m actually happy to be up. Amazing.
Superman Wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
Here’s a funny clip from last night’s Larry King Live. It’s painful to watch Arianna Huffington try to talk sense to the belligerent and largely misinformed Chuck Norris (who provides yet another example of how a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing). It was a mighty brave attempt by Mrs. Huffington, who was apparently unaware of the fact that, among other things, Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Click here for more fun Chuck Norris “facts”.
Random Thoughts
First off, I listen to Sean Hannity’s radio program on Sirius every once in a while. Though he is disgustingly partisan, I like to hear what is coming out of the republican spin machine to balance what I hear from the liberal one. Anyhow, his show opens with a snippet of Martina McBride’s version of the song “Independence Day”, the chorus of which is below:
Let freedom ring
Let the white dove sing
Let the whole world know that today is the day of a reckoning
Let the weak be strong
Let the right be wrong
Roll the stone away
Let the guilty pay
It’s Independence Day
Each time I hear those lines I always find myself wondering – Let the right be wrong? What the hell does that mean? Does that make any sense to anyone? Or was the author of this song just desperate to find something that rhymed with strong?
Second, I was perusing the final medal count from the Olympics the other day and was interested to note the following: China, a country whose political ideology espouses all things collective and despises individualism, finished first in the gold medal count thanks largely to individual events rather than team competitions. Of course, this was by design, as the Chinese studied which events are easiest to medal in and poured massive amounts of resources into forcing athletes to focus on those events so as to ensure that China would finish first in the medal count. Still, it’s fun to note the irony in the fact that the U.S., perhaps the ultimate promoter of individualsim worldwide, won fourteen gold medals in team sports versus China’s eleven, this despite the fact that the Chinese finished with substantially more golds than the Americans (51 versus 36). I’m just sayin’….
Uppity!
Good News Comes In Threes
Things I’m happy about today:
- One of the world’s cruelest, most corrupt and most incompetent dictators, North Korea’s Kim Jong-il, may either be dead or in poor health. Couldn’t happen to a better guy.
- NBC stopped pouting and brought its television programming back to iTunes. Now we can enjoy such fine entertainment as Friday Night Lights, Heroes, 30 Rock, and The Office. And even in HD!
- A much-anticipated atom smasher – technically called the Large Hadron Collider – went into operation today without creating a black hole that ended up sucking the world into itself, destroying the planet and everything on it in the process.
All in all, a good day!
Numa Numa Abe!
Allow me to present one of the finest impromptu dance routines of all time. Ladies and gentlemen, Numa Numa Abe:
Fuji-san
The Japanese have a saying that goes something like this: one would be a fool never to climb Mt. Fuji once but a fool to climb it twice. Having just scaled the mighty Fuji-san (as the Japanese call it), I can attest to the wisdom of this saying.
It all started at about 3 PM on a Thursday, when a merry band of adventure-seekers set out for Gotemba (one of three cities encircling Mt. Fuji). There were ten of us in total, including three friends/colleagues from Chicago, five of my colleagues in Japan, Lizzi and me. We piled into two vans and about two hours later checked into a cozy little cottage in the foothills of the mountain. Once there, we unpacked and readied ourselves for dinner, which was a hearty meal designed to fuel ourselves for the insanity that would ensue the following day. A few Sapporos in, we were full of self-assuredness, each of us confident in our ability to easily make the trek the next day. Surely it wouldn’t be as hard as our Japanese friends were making it out to be. Little did we know….
To be honest, expectations were hard to manage coming into the hike. After hearing from our Japanese friends that we would need to be ultra-prepared, all the while hearing from our Western friends that it’s a piece of cake, we weren’t certain what to expect. What we came to learn was that this hike is indeed no walk in the park, and that anyone who says it is easy is either an incredible athlete or totally full of shit. There is a life lesson wrapped up in all of this: always trust the locals.
The day of the hike began ridiculously early. 3 AM to be exact. Since there was no circulation whatsoever in our rooms, most of us woke up in pools of our own sweat, surely not a good way to start a day when hydration would prove important. Once we shook off the grogginess and took time to ring out our sweat-stained shirts, we all rubbed the sleep from our eyes and made our way downstairs to enjoy yet another grubfest designed to stuff our bodies with the energy and nutrients needed to survive a day that would probably see us each burn somewhere between 3000 and 4000 calories. At the conclusion of breakfast, we each dutifully packed our backpacks and Camelpacks to the brim with energy bars, cookies, sweets, nuts, water, rain coats, hats, sunglasses, extra layers for warmth and first-aid kits. Then we set off for the 20-minute ride to station five, the launching-off point where we would begin our trek along the Subashiri route (there are four routes in total and ours is listed as the easiest, which I’m convinced is incorrect).
Ink!
The long-awaited posting of our encounter with an octopus off the coast of Puerto Rico has finally come to pass. After years of procrastinating, I’ve finally posted the video to YouTube, where you can see our friend Ink introduce himself to the wired world of digital videomongers.
My apologies for the coarse language in the clip. Just remember that one of us on that boat is deathly afraid of marine life. Enjoy!
Skinny Skin Skin
Well, I had to talk myself back from the ledge a few times, but the Irish managed to pull off a victory today. Despite high expectations for a blowout, the Irish eeked out a 21-13 win. Though doubtless happy that we got the win, the performance today proved that the Irish still have a ways to go before they are competing for elite status again. Before this game, I figured an improved Irish squad (the only way to go was up, right?) stood a pretty good chance of winning seven games and getting invited to a decent bowl game. Sadly, a four or five win season now appears more realistic.
Positives: Clausen looked very good and stayed vertical throughout (no sacks); Tate was great; Sergio Brown (aka Splurge) was exciting to watch; the Michael Floyd era has begun; Mike Anello is a beast on special teams and a fun story; and Kyle McCarthy was fantastic (15 tackles).
Negatives: No penetration from the defensive line; Brian Smith and Harrison Smith were largely invisible; the defense had more whiffs than Ryan Howard; the placekickers still suck; and the rushing attack was lifeless.
Now I’m off to ESPN Classic to watch what will likely be another mediocre performance as the U.S. men’s national soccer team takes on Cuba in a World Cup qualifying match.
Sign of Life
Maybe not all hope is lost? After the Irish get karmic payback with a borderline fumble at the goalline, ND now finds itself up 14-13 with about ten minutres remaining in the game. The Irish scoring drive was heavy with Clausen-to-Tate hookups. That seemed to work. Maybe we should stick with that?
It’s sad when you have to hold your breath to see if the PAT will be converted, as I inevitably do when the Irish line up for what should be a standard, no-brainer conversion.
Please Shoot Me Now
Following a phenomenal catch for a TD by SDSU and a missed PAT, the Irish appeared to be gaining some momentum when Armando Allen shot through the line for what was bound to be a 20+ yard gain. Then he gets lit up and, naturally, the ball pops loose. SDSU ball. Momentum now squarely on the side of the Aztecs. I am officially abandoning all hope for the Irish this year. This team sucks. Again. After today, all of my football focus will rest solely on the Cowboys. No more early morning wakeups to needlessly subject myself to this torture.
One Step Forward, One Step Back
Great play by Kerry Neal to read the screen and pick it off. Terrible decision by Clausen to throw the fade to Kumara, who is having a terrible game. He looked drunk on that play.
SDSU has the ball again. Just completed a ten-yard pass that saw two Irish tacklers whiff.
The Irish defense held but it now appears that they jumped offsides on the punt to give the Aztecs a fresh set of downs. Oh boy…
First Half Recap
In a word – underwhelming. The defense was on the field way too much. Too many points were left on the field (fumble, interception off the chest of Kumara, missed FG). Zero penetration from the defensive line and just one sack from the blitz packages being thrown at a weak SDSU line and a redshirt freshman QB. Clausen looks good but his receivers get zero yards after the catch. We keep running to the left when you’ve got beasts Sam Young and Chris Stewart on the right. We’ve apparently never seen a shuffle pass before. And the playcalling looks to be uninspired – super conservative and unimaginative. Why won’t they let Clausen throw over the middle?
The kicking game still needs work. Maust had some good punts but fumbled a snap and the placekickers still suck (missed a field goal, snuck in an extra point and the kickoffs only go to the 15-yard line). The only positives were the following: 1) Michael Floyd made his first college catch a TD; 2) Clausen’s arm and decision-making appear much-improved; 3) Kyle Mcarthy and Sergio Brown look great in the secondary; their open-field tackling is superb thus far; 4) Armando Allen has actually broken a few tackles; and 5) We haven’t seen Jimmy sacked once yet.
This doesn’t look good. OSU was trailing Ohio 7-6 at halftime today and ended up winning 26-14, so there is hope…I guess.
Wow
We finally get a sack and a solid punt return from Armando Allen. Then we have Golden Tate wide open in the end zone and Clausen overthrows him. Then we fumble the snap on a field goal attempt. This sucks.
Totally Bogus!
Robert Hughes just fumbled on the 3-yard line of the Irish. His knee was clearly down prior to the ball being stripped. What a terrible call. Yet again, the stars appear to be aligned against the Irish. At least Jimmy Clausen looks great. His arm strength and accuracy are much improved over last year.
Here We Go Again
The Irish are playing what should be an inferior opponent and are being outplayed – again. 54 seconds left in the first quarter and the score is 0-0. SDSU has picked up every blitz the Irish have sent while the ND line buckled at its first sniff of a rush. Maurice Crum has had two bone-headed penalties called against him to keep SDSU drives alive. First quarter just ended scoreless. What a complete letdown.
Let’s Go Irish!
It’s that time of year again. Football is now officially in full swing and I presently find myself, now exactly eight hours from gametime, awaiting the kickoff of the ND football season with the eagerness of a child on Christmas Eve. I’m downright giddy and the suspense is killing me. So much so that I will be rising at 4:30 AM Tokyo time on Sunday so I can watch the game live via SlingBox. Man, I’m a happy camper right now. Below are a few clips to fire my fellow Irish fans up for the big game.
Let’s….go….Irish!
Hypocrisy Now!
Adding to my running commentary on the pervasiveness of hypocrisy in our national politics, our friend Jon Stewart served up a doozy on the topic the other night.
Deflect and Attack
I love it when this happens. Someone asks a political surrogate to justify the unjustifiable and they respond with non-answer after non-answer in standard blowhard form. Instead of providing an honest answer to a pointed question they revert to attacking the “other guy” to deflect attention from their own deficiencies. Q: Give me an example of such and such. A: (in the form of thought bubbles above the surrogate’s head) I have no idea, so I’m just gonna attack the other guy. Attack, attack, attack!
Man, our current state of political affairs really, really sucks. Below is a recent example of this frustrating phenomenon, which applies equally to both sides of the political spectrum, mind you.





