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Some Fun Life Advice
June 10, 2008 By
I’m not exactly sure where this came from, but thanks to Scooter for the heads-up.
- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
