Fortune’s Formula

ff.jpgA professional acquaintance recently recommended that I read William Poundstone’s Fortune’s Formula, which he told me Bill Gross (famed PIMCO investor) proclaimed one of the greatest investment books in recent memory. In fact-checking such a promotion, I was unable to find confirmation. However, as a random aside totally unrelated to the book itself, I did come across Gross’ December 2006 investment outlook piece, which both gives a shout-out to the book as well as provides a nice commentary on risk, leverage and distortions of reality that dotted the investment landscape prior to the onset of the credit crunch in late summer 2007. In railing against the prevailing conventional wisdom, Gross’ observations turned out to be quite prescient:

under the new world assumption of today’s low volatility and narrow asset risk spreads…there is a maximum leverage point…beyond which returns can be maintained only with increasing and significant expectations of financial loss. We estimate that the maximum alpha an average hedge fund can generate in today’s marketplace utilizing a broad array of financial assets which average a 50 basis point risk premium, displayed in Chart 2, is 200 basis points. Any attempt to go further by levering up an already…levered portfolio increasingly risks significant and in some cases, total loss of principal… I have a strong sense that the ability to lever any or all asset returns via increasing leverage is reaching a climax and therefore, that CPDO, corporate credit spreads, and more importantly, sophomoric assumptions of future assets returns in all markets may require some future compromise.

One of the graphs incorporated into the article illustrates nicely the paradigm shift between new world and old world perceptions of risk and reward.

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Now, back to the book itself. I must admit that I am of two minds when it comes to judgment. On the one hand, I identified greatly with the subject matter, most of which was presented in an engaging and easily digestible manner. The NY Times described it as perhaps “…the world’s first history book, gambling primer, mathematics text, economics manual, personal finance guide and joke book in a single volume.” All topics that are generally right up my alley.

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About That Speech…

My man Sam Harris wrote a nice response to Barack Obama’s now famous speech about race. Admittedly, the speech was very well written and delivered with the panache that we’ve come to expect from the great orator that is Obama. However, Harris points out an obvious omission with his trademark incisiveness, that being the role religion plays in dividing all of us.

Here’s an excerpt to wet your whistle:

Like every candidate, Obama must appeal to millions of voters who believe that without religion, most of us would spend our days raping and killing our neighbors and stealing their pornography. Examples of well-behaved and comparatively atheistic societies like Sweden, Finland, Norway, and Denmark–which surpass us in terrestrial virtues like education, health, public generosity, per capita aid to the developing world, and low rates of violent crime and infant mortality–are of no interest to our electorate whatsoever. It is, of course, good to know that people like Reverend Wright occasionally do help the poor, feed the hungry, and care for the sick. But wouldn’t it be better to do these things for reasons that are not manifestly delusional? Can we care for one another without believing that Jesus Christ rose from the dead and is now listening to our thoughts?

Despite all that he does not and cannot say, Obama’s candidacy is genuinely thrilling: his heart is clearly in the right place; he is an order of magnitude more intelligent than the current occupant of the Oval Office; and he still stands a decent chance of becoming the next President of the United States. His election in November really would be a triumph of hope.

But Obama’s candidacy is also depressing, for it demonstrates that even a person of the greatest candor and eloquence must still claim to believe the unbelievable in order to have a political career in this country. We may be ready for the audacity of hope. Will we ever be ready for the audacity of reason?

Allow Myself…To Introduce….Myself

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Say hello to the newest addition to our family. We welcomed the adorable Hurley Sue into our humble abode on Tuesday and it’s been off to the races ever since. Just 5 weeks old, she is a bundle of energy who has managed to liven things up considerably for us around here. She’s got a great personality and might be the cutest thing ever, which makes it all the more difficult to housebreak her. Those pitiful eyes get me every time!

Get Your Game Face On!

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One of my best friends, Mike, recently became a father, making him the first among my closer friends to enter the realm of parenthood. While I have no doubt that he and his wife, Jess, will do extraordinarily well by little Mike (pictured above – note that I call him Wally because his middle name is Walter), I felt compelled to provide the proud new parents with some words of advice. I figured it couldn’t hurt, what with me being the parenting expert and all. Wait, what the? Anyhow, see the note in response to my first peak at the baby photos below:

Well done, Mikey! He’ll be tossing spirals in the backyard in no time. I can tell by the focused look on his face in the second pic that he’s already looking for an open receiver downfield, wondering if maybe he should check off in the flat or go deep with the skinny post. This kid is destined for greatness! You should know that I’m going to fully support his development as an athlete, flying in from Asia for each and every game with a full multimedia apparatus so that Wally and I can break down film afterwards. When’s the earliest he can start competing? Couple of months? So, I have a few words of wisdom to share as you think about the little man’s athletic future, a future that began to take shape the moment he set a new landspeed record when he shot out of Jess, announcing to this world that he means business by not crying when the nurse smacked him on the bum to open up his lungs, but by delivering a sarcastic smirk and a swift judo chop that left everyone in the room stunned. Of course, what happened next is already making the rounds on the Internet as the stuff of legend, an act that solidified his status as the next big thing. I still can’t believe he actually took the scissors from the nurse and cut his own umbilical cord, but it’s hard to argue with the video evidence.

First off, as soon as we enroll him in his first league (maybe this summer), we need to make sure the level of competition is high so that he doesn’t get bored. Maybe we should put him in leagues that are five years or so his senior so he can get used to playing with advanced competition. I’m sure I can find a weight set for little guys somewhere so we can get him going soon. Maybe I’ll get that to celebrate his one month birthday (I know, I’m already slightly late on that one), followed by a personal trainer at the two month mark, an audio version of Sun Tzu’s “Art of War” to mark month three, an audio compilation of Lou Holtz motivational speeches at four months, the soundtrack for Rudy at month five and an enhanced multi-vitamin kit when he turns six months. You think they make HGH for kids? Hey, if it’s good enough for Barry and Stallone, it’s good enough for Wally!

Just wait until you see what I have in store for the one year anniversary of his quest for world domination (what other, weaker kids refer to as their first birthdays). Hint: it involves Steve Clarkson -the personal QB coach of Jimmy Clausen’s formative years – and a grueling six weeks of training that will not be complete until the challenge of hitting a 40-yard corner fade route is met in perfect stride….ten times in a row….with a blind, obese, one-armed receiver….who is triple-teamed….by DB’s all over six feet tall…who have freakishly long arms…and who know exactly what is coming. It’s gonna be awesome!

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How to Build a Straw Man

You gotta love this nice little smackdown that Obama delivered at a recent Ohio town hall meeting re: Hillary’s latest scaremongering tactic (shown above). It would boggle my mind if this lame attempt at establishing some security cred actually pans out for her in Ohio and Texas on Tuesday.

Now, I have to say, when it came to making the most important foreign policy decision of our generation – the decision to invade Iraq – Senator Clinton got it wrong. She didn’t read the National Intelligence Estimate, Jay Rockefeller read it, but she didn’t read it. I don’t know what all that experience got her because in my experience if you have a National Intelligence Estimate and the Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee says, ‘You should read this, this is why I’m voting against the war,’ then you should probably read it. I don’t know how much experience you need for that. She didn’t first give diplomacy a chance. And to this day, she won’t even admit that her vote was a mistake or even that it was a vote for war. And so besides that decision to invade Iraq, we’re still waiting to hear Senator Clinton tell us what precise foreign policy experience that she is claiming that makes her prepared to answer that phone call at three in the morning.

Why does Hillary believe that she has the experience edge anyway? Sure, she took her seat in the U.S. Senate in 2001 while Obama didn’t come along until 2005; however, he had already been serving in the Illinois State Senate since 1996, which technically gives him roughly five years’ more legislative experience than Hillary. She’s using her “experience” as first lady as a key distinguishing characteristic in her White House bid. I love how intellectually dishonest that stance is, a point on which I defer to Chris Rock:

I think America’s ready for a woman president . . . just not that woman. Being married to somebody doesn’t make you good at their job. I’ve been with my wife 10 years now. If she got up here right now, y’all wouldn’t laugh. At all. You get on a plane tomorrow, you want the pilot’s wife flying you?

I also love how she blatantly picks and chooses from the “experience” that she likes to be associated with when it comes to her husband’s stint as president. This tendency to cherrypick was on full display at a recent event in Ohio, where she pandered to factory workers by complaining about the number of American jobs lost to NAFTA, apparently indifferent to the fact that her husband actually made passage of the act an important part of his legislative agenda (and to the fact that international trade is actually a good thing for pretty much everyone).

Slice of Awesome

A fantastic response by Jimmy Kimmel to Sarah Silverman’s Matt Damon video.

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